What's our Purpose?

QUALITY
SWEAT AND BLOOD
WHIMSEY
DAYDREAMS
DISSATISFACTION
MEDIOCRITY
ENNUI
We Make Stuff

We try to sell it (to you)

You Design/We Design

But you need Warlock-like talent

One-Off Prototypes

Yes, but that's extra.

See Our Product

Our Customers Love Us!
Dez from eBay:
Some of the best customer service I have had… very communicative and quick shipping!! Great seller!!!!
Neato Brush Drive Gear
(as sold on Amazon and eBay)
Ivigus on eBay:
I would recomend this item, even customized as this was 3rd party, over the original product. So far it's working great. I bought 3 to have one spare for myself just in case, and to give a friend with a similar model as well!

What's the Process?

Can ONE MAN really make dreams into reality?
  • 1. Dream

    Usually I make something by accident and my wife says we should sell it

  • 2. Collaborate

    I try to make better versions and my wife keeps saying, "try again."

  • 3. Secret Mojo

    It has to do with the love that keeps our marriage alive

  • 4. BOOM

    You can buy that thing made of love and dreams for a low, low price.
    (usually not very low but what are love and dreams worth, really?)

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    Cups of Coffee

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    Dog-Walking Miles

    17658660

    Future Happy Customers
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    Meet Our People

    How many of us should there be, anyway?

    He gets cranky without a nap

    FX
    One-Man Factory

    We take our cues from Thomas O'Malley and Duchess

    FX + Tara
    Someday our Kids will Graduate from College

    The actual brains of the organization

    Tara
    CFO, COO, FOTA*
    *{Fairest Of Them All}

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